Recovering from that reel from Harry and beanie yesterday, we all woke up at a much more relaxed 9 o’clock. Meeting downstairs we all got breakfast at lawsons as it was built into the building our hotel was in. We then boarded a train (yes I know) which looked like it belonged in the 1920’s and I got this majestic photo of beanie.

We were headed to Aoshima to the supposed cat island. Completely devoid of cats, the island was quite small yet pretty with strange rock formations in the water that got too slippery for an idiot with a camera to safely traverse. It didn’t stop him. There was a small little market thingy at the front of a shrine, and I saw something that reminded me of the gorgeous and enchanting Natalie hui, hence I had to purchase it. However mine pockets had been run and I was left with mere pence in place of my earlier fortune. The item was by no means expensive, but it defiantly wasn’t worth what I paid for it. The most observation might JUST be able to tell I’m not too happy about it. None the less we walked around the rest of the island, making sure to get my feet soaked in as much water as humanly possible until my shoes are reflectively white from salination. 

Spotting the first burger store in all of Japan, Harry made haste to order his taste of home, so beanie Toby and I joined him. It was a strange place. The man running the store made the strange choice to take individual orders, and complete them before taking the next order, as a result beanie and Harry had finished before I had even ordered, but that’s life I suppose. We thought we had ordered chips with our lunch and while beanie thought he’d stick around for them, I decided to leave with Toby to the next place down the road selling shaved ice cream and stuff. Giving up on his hopes of the chips he wanted, beanie and Harry joined us and we wondered down to the beach where Toby enjoyed shaved ice cream half the size of his head. After playing with a stick for a while we made our way back to the train to head back, but were confused about how to board the platform. To get to platform 2 which was between a fence and a rail, you had to walk ontop of the the tracks and sort of hope a train wasn’t hurling towards you at Mach fuck. We made it back to the hotel and we relaxed for a little before heading to the buffet that Linus had booked us for my birthday. 

We had to jog part of the distance because we were running late, not just because we were stereotypical fat fucks eager to eat, even though we were. We arrived and once again were segregated by race across two tables. The beginning was calm, before Toby decided to order the most random shit like liver and heart. Concerned that the delivery of normal human being food to our table was slowing, due to Toby’s random ass orders, the other 3 of us began a nights long slander against him. Adding to Harry’s frustration, it seemed that the other tabled orders were getting delivered every minute, while we were waiting for ages for our 15 orders of meat to arrive. The real chaos ensued when beanie, the fool, surprised us all with EIGHT BOWLS OF RICE. This was important later because there was an e tea charge for uneaten food, which to Harry and I especially wasn’t a threat until this moment. Tears of laughter erupted on the table as I stole beanies food before he could even finish saying that he might be getting full, and the manager came out to tell us we couldn’t order any more food, much to Toby’s relief as he felt guilty about the rest of us trying to run them into the ground for being foolish enough to let 4 fat white boys into a beef buffet. As we were getting ready to head off. Fear ran through all ours veins as beanie was beginning to admit defeat during his 5th bowl of rice, which he triumphantly worked through in order to redeem himself.